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To Jonah, on your first day of life

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

Note: I started this on 7/31. Today, 8/4, is his 5th day.

To my dear, sweet baby boy,

You totally and completely surprised your Daddy and me by deciding you’d like to enter the world today instead of on your due date, which is 27 days away. On Friday night, July 30th, 2010, your dad and I (and you, in my belly) went out for Thai food with our friends. By 11:00, I was upstairs folding laundry and talking to your Aunt Lisa on the phone. 4 minutes later, I found myself telling Lisa I had to go call the doctor, because “either I just peed my pants or my water just broke.”

Your daddy was convinced it was the former. I was convinced otherwise. Guess who was right?

I will spare you most of the details of your birth, but I will tell you that the experience of pushing you out of my body was the wildest, most surreal, and most amazing thing I have ever done or will ever do. Labor started out rough, but once we finally got into a Labor & Delivery room (and I got my blessed epidural), it was a pretty fantastic experience. Your arrival was assisted by your dad and three women (2 nurses and a midwife) that I had never met but instantly loved,to the point that I told them my experience felt like we were in The Red Tent, but with one boy in the room (and modern medicine)(I doubt you’ll ever read that book, as it is a more girly one than not, but who knows?).

After the umbilical cord that physically connected us over the past 36 and a half weeks was cut, the midwife placed you on my bare chest to warm you up. When I looked over at your dad, the tears streaming down his face matched my own – and let me tell you, he didn’t even cry at his own dad’s funeral (that’s a story for another day, though, little man).

You are, without a single doubt, the most marvelous person I have ever met. At less than 24 hours old, you already have a personality. You came out of the womb with your fist under your chin, like you were intently thinking about something (by the way,thanks for that elbow-in-the-perineum. Lucky for you, you’re too fabulous not to forgive. Just don’t resent me if you never have a sibling due to my fear of future baby-making activities with your dad)).

. We saw you in this pose on the ultrasound, and you do it a lot in your sleep or when you are nursing. You have beautiful, curious eyes. You have a healthy set of lungs, although you don’t tend to use them without good reason. You are a snuggle-bug, and when I see you cuddling with your Daddy, I’m amazed by how tiny you are. Your dad and I are prone to talking about how much we love you and how we can’t imagine NOT having you. It’s like you were part of our family long before you even existed.

I love you, little man.

test post from blackberry

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

Will this work? Let’s see! If so, I’ll be posting something more substantive later today (perhaps).

Randomosity

Saturday, June 12th, 2010

Hooray for Saturday!  Actually, now that I’m not working, every day is kind of Saturday-like, minus the husband up in bed hitting the snooze button every 20 minutes for going on 2 hours now.   Still, I adore Saturdays.  I spent this particular Saturday shopping online in the hopes of finding maternity shorts that aren’t too short.  Does it make any sense to y’all that most maternity shorts on the market – even those in the plus-size department – are super-short?  Yeah, it doesn’t to me, either.

For those who are wanting to see Lara-with-pregnant-belly, you can pop over to my childhood friend Sara’s blog, where she so kindly posted pictures from my Florida baby shower.  I share this link with the caveat that I think I look horrible in the pictures – my hair is all flat-y and my face is blotchy because I kept crying like a maniac.  You can also see my precious niece helping me open presents, and learn what we are naming our little man. 

In other news, guess what Rob and I are doing tonight?  We are attending – I kid you not – a monster truck show.  Oh yes we are.  Rob saw the commercial and started going on and on about how awesome that looks, and who am I to say no to a hilarious way to spend an evening?   I will be sure to bring my camera, because I have a feeling we are going to want to document this event for posterity.  Also, can I just say that I love my husband for buying club-level tickets so I can watch these giant trucks do ridiculous things in the blessed air conditioning? 

In other random news, I do not recommend the new Robin Hood movie.  We went last night and I almost fell asleep.    That was a two and a half hour movie that could have been done in one hour.  And the cameras were all shaky during the battle scenes, which made me dizzy.  I can’t decide if they were shaky in order to give us the full effect of how chaotic a battle scene could be or if they were shaky because some sort of cinematographer person sucked at his job.  Either way, it was annoying.

Alright, my little whippersnappers.  I am off to get my hyperthyroid-afflicted cat some medicine and get this lazy Saturday rolling.  Have a great weekend, folks!

Sunday Babble

Sunday, June 6th, 2010

How did I forget two Very Important Things when I was listing the things I am loving these days?  HOW??  I totally forgot:

1.  TUMS.  God bless TUMS!  I have been popping these babies like candy (but not exceeding the recommended maximum dosage for a day) and I swear they are what has been keeping me from puking as much. 

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2.  Dr.Spencer Reid.  Isn’t he just the perfect nerd boy crush?  I think so. When attempting to upload a picture here (why?  why won’t my blog let me post pictures anymore?), I ended up finding all sorts of undesirable facts about the actor, like that he has been a male model.  I’m going to block all that out of my mind and focus on the geek version of him instead.  sigh. 

Gosh, I bet y’all are glad that I came on here today for the sole purpose of adding to that list.

I decided last night to “lie down for a minute” around 8 p.m.  I woke up at 2 to baby kicks and a serious need for the potty, couldn’t get back to sleep, read my book for 2 hours, and then went back to sleep.  I woke up again at 7:50.  Impressive, no?  The interesting thing is that I am contemplating going back to bed right now too.   Oh yes, yes I am. 

News reports indicate the oil has made its way to my hometown beaches.  Is there anything sadder than pictures of dolphins and pelicans soaked in oil?  Is it melodramatic of me to not be able to watch news coverage of this mess without crying?  (And do I care whether it is melodramatic?)  

In other news, I made a pound cake on Friday, and MAN, it was delicious.  I baked it just long enough for the outside edges to be a little crispy, but not too long, so the cakey goodness was nice and moist.  (Ew.  I hate the word “moist” and can’t believe I just typed it.   What words are synonymous with “moist”?)  I put the butter out on the counter the night before so I could soften it to room temperature without microwaving.  Yesterday, after eating several slices of pound cake, Rob said, “Did you use all four of those sticks of butter in the pound cake?”  “Yes, Rob, that’s why they call it a pound cake: it uses a pound of butter.”  Guess who has decided pound cake is disgusting now?  WHATEVS, I say.  More for me and baby!  Here is the recipe, which I got from the May issue of Southern Living magazine (although I’m putting the instructions in my own words):

Classic Pound Cake

4 cups flour
3 cups sugar
2 cups butter
3/4 cup milk
6 large eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla

Preheat oven to 325 degrees.  Place in the bowl of your stand mixer the following ingredients, in order: flour, sugar, butter, milk, eggs, and vanilla.  Beat at low speed 1 minute, stopping to scrape the sides of the bowl.  Then, beat at medium speed 2 minutes.  Pour into a greased and floured 10-inch tube pan.  Bake at 325 for 1 hour and 30 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean.  Cool in pan for 10 minutes, then on wire rack until completely cool (haha, who can wait that long?)  Note: if your pan is smaller or if you use loaf pans instead of one giant tube or bundt pan, you’ll need less baking time, so be sure to check on it earlier.

In other news, I learned at the doctor that (1) I don’t have gestational diabetes (whee!  bring on the pound cake!) and (2) I lost a pound and a half in the last month, thanks to all the vomiting.  I told her I suspect acid reflux to be the culprit, and that things have improved since I started popping TUMS.  She’s now prescribed zantac so I will be able to leave my home without a baggie of tums on my person.    Also, I’m supposed to start monitoring fetal movement, with the goal of counting 10 movements in a two-hour period in the morning and another 10 at night.  The first time I tried counting, I ended up with 24 movements in a 4-minute period.  Should I be concerned that my child is going to be hyper?  Hrm.

I also learned that my doctor is moving to New York.  This news, coupled with my additional annoyances with the practice and the hospital, makes me question whether I should switch practices altogether.  That seems like a humongous hassle, and honestly, I’m not sure if it’s necessary.  I’m trying a different doctor from the practice and will see how I feel after that. 

And that’s about it for me!  Happy Sunday, folks!