Haikuesday XXXXIII

Help, Please.

I can’t haiku much
Today – I am pondering
My blog share entry.

About what should I
Write?  In-laws?  Former friends?  Ex-
Boyfriends?  Sexual

History?  My most
Embarrassing moments?  WHAT?
Help a sister out.

 

I’m Sure I’m Not the First Person to Wonder This.

Why do hygienists
(Dental) ask us questions while
Hands are in our mouths?

 

I Could Probably Google This

Another question:
What did J.Lo name her kids?
Something weird, no?

 

Filmmaker Maybe

One of these days, I’m
Going to set up cameras
In the McDonald’s

Near my office, then
Make documentary ’bout
The dumb employees.

This is mean, but I
Think you have to fail an I.
Q. test to work there.

8 Responses to “Haikuesday XXXXIII”

  1. Ashley says:

    I feel the same way about the coffee shop down the street from my old apartment. those people could barely operate a toaster…it was scary.

  2. 3carnations says:

    I would say inlaws, because I know that’s something you have to suppress on here…But it might make it obvious that it’s you.

    Everyone likes an embarrassing moment (when it’s someone else’s).

    Dental hygenists are somehow able to understand our garbled responses to them, so I guess it’s OK.:)

  3. Jess says:

    It took me forever to pick a blogshare topic. I finally picked something that I had a lot to say about and could never discuss on my own blog. I know, really vague. But if I say more it will not be anonymous!

  4. JR says:

    It took me forever to decide what to write as well… And I’m still not sure I should have written it. But, oh well.

    You should do ex-boyfriends! I love ex-boyfriend stories.

  5. stefanie says:

    Hee. JR just told you to DO your ex-boyfriends. Now there’s an idea…

    My hygienist has gotten really good at just sort of talking to herself, rattling on about whatever’s going on that day, in a way that requires only “Mmm-hmmm” or “Hmm” responses from me. Clearly she’s had some practice with this.

  6. gorillabuns says:

    i heard her kids names were max and emme. not sure if this is correct though.

  7. Monkey says:

    I want gossip- hard core dirt. Nothing for me tops the blogshare on your site last time. More of that please!

  8. Finished my Blog Share
    Whew! Glad it’s anonymous
    because Yikes! Scary!

    Hubby’s clients are
    Mostly dentists and orthos
    They are ALL sadists

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